Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
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"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
the answer is because of misandry :(
you guys are making fun, but look at this person. the black semi-military clothes, the relaxed deathhawk, they obviously come from the grim cyberpunk future where this is a legitimate question
#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made
I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.
Japan. Everyone gets one.
This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety
Memorable quotes from The End of Evangelion